so funny [jay chou] there's nothing to laugh about

[Jay Chou]

my millionth dream gets sucked into your eyes
you think that i have been okay, i'm not fine
so i will talk to strangers, and i will love too fat
i'll burn so bright, i'll run out of light
and i won't last
i won't last
___________________

• here comes the sun •
"little darling, the smile's returning to their faces"

fake friend; caviar and cigarettes, well-versed in etiquette, extraordinarily nice
first name basis; let me welcome you, ladies and gentlemen, i would like to say hello
friend of a friend; one golden glance of what should be, it's a kind of magic
acquaintance; who dares to love forever when love must die
on and off; take a backseat, hitch hike, and take a long, long ride on my motorbike
drinking friends; tear it up, stir it up, break it up - let me go
party people; get your party gown and your pigtail down, and get your heart beatin' baby
former enemies; goodbye everybody, i've got to go, gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
average friends; then i'd still be where i started, bread and butter for a smile
good friends; is this the world we created, we made it on our own
close friends; convinced our voices can't be heard we just wann scream it louder
best friend; we are the champions, my friend, and we'll keep on fighting till the end
partners-in-crime; take your little brother swimmin' with a brick, that's all right
childhood buddies; a baby i was when you took my hand, and the light of the night turned bright
inseaparable; don't take it away from me because you don't know what it means to me
attached at the hip; i can't face this life alone, save me, save me, i'm naked and i'm far from home
practically family; and all the people stared, didn't understand, but you knew my name on sight
other half; how do you think i'm going to get along without you when you're gone?

• happiness is a warm gun •
"i need a fix 'cause i'm going down"

enemy by association; i will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust
on speaking terms; it's so funny there's nothing to laugh about
tolerance; mama, life had just begun, but now i've gone and thrown it all away
annoyance; i'm just a poor boy, i need no sympathy, because i'm easy come, easy go
indifference; you can beat him, you can cheat him, you can treat him bad and leave him
love/hate; but i'm ready, yes, i'm ready for you, i'm standing on my own two feet
scared of; didn't mean to make you cry, if i'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on
avoidance; do you think you're better everyday? no, i just think i'm two steps nearer to my grave
jealousy; are you happy, are you satisfied, how long can you stand the heat
former friends; it's the terror of knowing what this world is about, watching some good friends screaming 'let me out
friendly rivalry; tie your mother down, tie your mother down or you ain't no friend of mine
rivalry; under pressure - that bruns a building down, splits a family in two
cheated; the slate will soon be clean, i'll erase the momories to start with someone new
backstabbed; in fact i don't think i ever heard a single little civil word from those guys
one-sided dislike; each morning i get up, i die a little, can barely stand on my feet
mutual dislike; everyday, i try and i try and i try, but everybody wants to put me down, they say i'm going crazy
hatred; beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
go to hell; you got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place

• hold me tight •
"it feels so right, now hold me tight, tell me i'm the only one"

fleeting glances; you don't waste no time at all. don't hear the bell but you answer the call
shameless flirting; open up your mind and let me step inside, rest your weary head and let your heart decide
innocent flirting; we watch the shows, we watch the stars on videos for hours and hours
on and off; rich or poor or famous, for your it's all the same
sexual tension; got my timin' right, I got my act all tight, it's gonna be tonight, little school babe
physical attraction; so don't become some background noise, a backdrop for the girls and boys
lust; tie your mother down, tiee your mother down, give me all your love tonight
make out buddies; give me your mind, baby, give me your body, give me some time, baby let's have a party
one night stand; i've come here to sell you my body, i can show you some good merchandise
enemies with benefits; what is this thing that builds our dreams and slips away from us
friends with benefits; gonna rock, gonna roll you, get you dancing in the aisles
one-sided crush; she drives me crazy, she gives me hot and cold fever and then leaves me in a cool, cool sweat
mutual crush; and love dares you the change our way of caring about ourselves
past fling; the bell that rings inside your mind is challenging the doors of time
bad past relationship; i spent all my years in believing you, i just can't get no relief
good past relationship; its all decided for us, this world has only one sweet moment set aside for us
still chemistry; it's so easy but i can't do it, so risky but i gotta chance it
i want you back; insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking, can't we give ourselves one more chance
you want me back; you say i can't set you free from me but that's not true
current; i kinda like it, crazy little thing called love
future; down the city just hoople and me, don't i love him so, don't i love him so
final; touch my world with your fingertips and we can have forever
engaged; you are mine, i possess you, belong to you forever
married; when i grow older i will be there by your side to remind how i still love you
in love; it's so easy, all you have to do is fall in love, play the game

• help! •
"now i've find i've changed my mind and opened up the doors"

family member; buddy, you're a boy makin' big noise, playin' on the street, gonna be a big man someday
mixed feelings; and love dares you to care for the people dancing on the edge of the night
good influence; you know what i mean, there's a lot of space between your ears
bad influence; mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead
protective over each other; i consider it a challenge before the whole human race and i ain't gonna lose
protective over you/me; he's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity
respect; i've had my share of sand kicked in my face but i've come through
admiration; are you hanging on the edge of your seat, out of the doorway the bullets rip
obsession; i gotta be cool, relax, get hip, get on my tracks
stalker; i've done my sentence but committed no crime and bad mistakes i've made a few
emotional support; your matches still light up the sky and many a tear
co-worker; you gave them all those old-time stars through wars on worlds invaded by mars
inner circle; take me back to the room where the beat's all round, gonna eat that sound
confidante; and with a smile i bring you to the seven seas of rhye
secret relationship; to avoid complications she never kept the same address
mentor; you brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it, i thank you all
other; when i'm cruisin' in overdrive, don't have to listen to mill talk jive

• helter skelter •
"when i get to the bottom i go back to the top of the slide"

this plotpage was created by Extraordinary.x.Girl@WhitePages
stealing of plagiarism is basically equivalent to death
lyrics used for the relationships are by the wonderful Queen (RIP Freddie Mercury)
and lyrics used for the titles are by the very amazing band; The Beatles
Colors were found here and blended here
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make me happy and give me matching icons because a plotpage is prettier that way
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[Jay Chou]

don't stop me now
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[font=georgia][size=6][b][i]• oh no, it can't be [color=user group colors]your name here[/color] •[/b][/i][/size][/font]
damn, that girl/guy can't be more than [u]age in words[/u]!
they say he's/she's a model but i'll always see her as *i'll fill in*

relationships, quote post for colors

[b]so yeah, i told him;[/b]
history -- first person
[b]and she/he told me;[/b]
my say.



EXAMPLE;

• oh no, it can't be SOPHIA •

[/i][/size][/font]
damn, that girl can't be more than seventeen!
they say she's a model but i'll always see her as a cold, hard bitch

mixed feelings; and love dares you to care for the people dancing on the edge of the night
respect; i've had my share of sand kicked in my face but i've come through
hatred; beelzebub has a devil put aside for me

so yeah, i told her;
fuck you very much.
and she told me;
oh, get a life.

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• oh no, it can't be SHELBY •

[/i][/size][/font]
damn, that girl can't be more than thirty two!
they say she's a model but i'll always see her as the one i love

best friend; we are the champions, my friend, and we'll keep on fighting till the end
partners-in-crime; take your little brother swimmin' with a brick, that's all right
inseperable; don't take it away from me because you don't know what it means to me
attached at the hip; i can't face this life alone, save me, save me, i'm naked and i'm far from home
other half; how do you think i'm going to get along without you when you're gone?
sexual tension; got my timin' right, I got my act all tight, it's gonna be tonight, little school babe
physical attraction; so don't become some background noise, a backdrop for the girls and boys
lust; tie your mother down, tiee your mother down, give me all your love tonight
still chemistry; it's so easy but i can't do it, so risky but i gotta chance it
current; i kinda like it, crazy little thing called love
final; touch my world with your fingertips and we can have forever
married; when i grow older i will be there by your side to remind how i still love you
in love; it's so easy, all you have to do is fall in love, play the game
protective over each other; i consider it a challenge before the whole human race and i ain't gonna lose
respect; i've had my share of sand kicked in my face but i've come through
admiration; are you hanging on the edge of your seat, out of the doorway the bullets rip
emotional support; your matches still light up the sky and many a tear
confidante; and with a smile i bring you to the seven seas of rhye


so yeah, i told him;
Jay and I met years ago in the Astronomy Tower when I was working on my planet model. We instantly clicked and got married within just a few months of knowing each other. I know I haven't been the best wife to you, but somehow we've made it this far after 13 years of marriage. You're everything to me and I'm extremely glad my klutziness took over that day. Proves that the universe makes things fall into place, literally.
and he told me; Me and Shelby met at Hogwarts when she was teaching there. Been married for 13 years now and there have been some really hard times. Very hard. Sometimes I really start to wonder how we've made it this far but I'm glad we have. I love her more than anything and I don't know what I'd do without her.
my say.[/center][/size]

• oh no, it can't be Cassandra •

[/i][/size][/font]
damn, that girl/guy can't be more than Twenty seven!
they say she's a model but i'll always see her as that girl.

good friends; is this the world we created, we made it on our own
close friends; convinced our voices can't be heard we just wann scream it louder
practically family; and all the people stared, didn't understand, but you knew my name on sight
fleeting glances; you don't waste no time at all. don't hear the bell but you answer the call
shameless flirting; open up your mind and let me step inside, rest your weary head and let your heart decide
sexual tension; got my timin' right, I got my act all tight, it's gonna be tonight, little school babe
physical attraction; so don't become some background noise, a backdrop for the girls and boys
lust; tie your mother down, tiee your mother down, give me all your love tonight
one-sided crush;she drives me crazy, she gives me hot and cold fever and then leaves me in a cool, cool sweat

so yeah, i told him;
I first met Jay sort of a day or two before there wedding. Shelby had first started to date him and would tell me all about him, there just wasn't time for us to physically meet. She told me almost all about him and at the wedding we started talking and getting to know each other. Since that day they would almost always talk when she would come to visit Shelby and the kids.
and he told me;
Andra is one of Shelby's best friends, so of course I know her. There have been some times when I've thought some-...Well some not so good things about her but it's nothing really. I would never act on anything...I think. I hope. No I know, we could never eb anything. I love Shelby and Andra is Andra. She's a good friend and that's it. [/center]

[Shelby Crescent]

• oh no, it can't be SHELBY •

[/i][/size][/font]
damn, that girl can't be more than thirty two!
they say she's a model but i'll always see her as *i'll fill it in*

best friend; we are the champions, my friend, and we'll keep on fighting till the end
partners-in-crime; take your little brother swimmin' with a brick, that's all right
inseperable; don't take it away from me because you don't know what it means to me
attached at the hip; i can't face this life alone, save me, save me, i'm naked and i'm far from home
other half; how do you think i'm going to get along without you when you're gone?
sexual tension; got my timin' right, I got my act all tight, it's gonna be tonight, little school babe
physical attraction; so don't become some background noise, a backdrop for the girls and boys
lust; tie your mother down, tiee your mother down, give me all your love tonight
still chemistry; it's so easy but i can't do it, so risky but i gotta chance it
current; i kinda like it, crazy little thing called love
final; touch my world with your fingertips and we can have forever
married; when i grow older i will be there by your side to remind how i still love you
in love; it's so easy, all you have to do is fall in love, play the game
protective over each other; i consider it a challenge before the whole human race and i ain't gonna lose
respect; i've had my share of sand kicked in my face but i've come through
admiration; are you hanging on the edge of your seat, out of the doorway the bullets rip
emotional support; your matches still light up the sky and many a tear
confidante; and with a smile i bring you to the seven seas of rhye


so yeah, i told him;
Jay and I met years ago in the Astronomy Tower when I was working on my planet model. We instantly clicked and got married within just a few months of knowing each other. I know I haven't been the best wife to you, but somehow we've made it this far after 13 years of marriage. You're everything to me and I'm extremely glad my klutziness took over that day. Proves that the universe makes things fall into place, literally.
and she/he told me;
my say.[/size][/center]



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[font=georgia][size=6][b][i]• oh no, it can't be [color=blue]SHELBY[/color] •[/b][/i][/size][/font]
damn, that girl can't be more than [u]thirty two[/u]!
they say she's a model but i'll always see her as *i'll fill it in*

best friend; [color=FF66CC]we are the champions, my friend, and we'll keep on fighting till the end[/color]
partners-in-crime; [color=FF6BCC]take your little brother swimmin' with a brick, that's all right[/color]
inseperable; [color=FF66D5]don't take it away from me because you don't know what it means to me[/color]
attached at the hip; [color=FF66DA]i can't face this life alone, save me, save me, i'm naked and i'm far from home[/color]
other half; [color=FF66E3]how do you think i'm going to get along without you when you're gone?[/color]
sexual tension; [color=0086B9]got my timin' right, I got my act all tight, it's gonna be tonight, little school babe[/color]
physical attraction; [color=0082B5]so don't become some background noise, a backdrop for the girls and boys[/color]
lust; [color=007DB0]tie your mother down, tiee your mother down, give me all your love tonight[/color]
still chemistry; [color=007999]it's so easy but i can't do it, so risky but i gotta chance it[/color]
current; [color=008699]i kinda like it, crazy little thing called love[/color]
final; [color=009099]touch my world with your fingertips and we can have forever[/color]
married; [color=009999]when i grow older i will be there by your side to remind how i still love you[/color]
in love; [color=059EA2]it's so easy, all you have to do is fall in love, play the game[/color]
protective over each other; [color=99CC20]i consider it a challenge before the whole human race and i ain't gonna lose[/color]
respect; [color=99CC17]i've had my share of sand kicked in my face but i've come through[/color]
admiration; [color=99CC13]are you hanging on the edge of your seat, out of the doorway the bullets rip[/color]
emotional support; [color=99CC13]your matches still light up the sky and many a tear[/color]
confidante; [color=99CC38]and with a smile i bring you to the seven seas of rhye[/color]


[b]so yeah, i told him;[/b]
Jay and I met years ago in the Astronomy Tower when I was working on my planet model. We instantly clicked and got married within just a few months of knowing each other. I know I haven't been the best wife to you, but somehow we've made it this far after 13 years of marriage. You're everything to me and I'm extremely glad my klutziness took over that day. Proves that the universe makes things fall into place, literally.
[b]and she/he told me;[/b]
my say.[/center][/size]

[Cassandra Ortiz]

• oh no, it can't be Cassandra •

[/i][/size][/font]
damn, that girl can't be more than Twenty seven!
they say she's a model but i'll always see her as *i'll fill in*

good friends; is this the world we created, we made it on our own
close friends; convinced our voices can't be heard we just wann scream it louder
practically family; and all the people stared, didn't understand, but you knew my name on sight
fleeting glances; you don't waste no time at all. don't hear the bell but you answer the call
shameless flirting; open up your mind and let me step inside, rest your weary head and let your heart decide
sexual tension; got my timin' right, I got my act all tight, it's gonna be tonight, little school babe
physical attraction; so don't become some background noise, a backdrop for the girls and boys
lust; tie your mother down, tiee your mother down, give me all your love tonight
one-sided crush;she drives me crazy, she gives me hot and cold fever and then leaves me in a cool, cool sweat

so yeah, i told him;
I first met Jay sort of a day or two before there wedding. Shelby had first started to date him and would tell me all about him, there just wasn't time for us to physically meet. She told me almost all about him and at the wedding we started talking and getting to know each other. Since that day they would almost always talk when she would come to visit Shelby and the kids.
and he told me;
my say.[/size][/center]


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[font=georgia][size=6][b][i]• oh no, it can't be [color=blue]Cassandra[/color] •[/b][/i][/size][/font]
damn, that girl can't be more than [u]Twenty seven[/u]!
they say she's a model but i'll always see her as *i'll fill in*

good friends; [color=FF66C3]is this the world we created, we made it on our own[/color]
close friends; [color=FF66C7]convinced our voices can't be heard we just wann scream it louder[/color]
practically family; [color=FF66DF]and all the people stared, didn't understand, but you knew my name on sight[/color]
fleeting glances; [color=0099CC]you don't waste no time at all. don't hear the bell but you answer the call[/color]
shameless flirting; [color=0094C7]open up your mind and let me step inside, rest your weary head and let your heart decide[/color]
sexual tension; [color=0086B9]got my timin' right, I got my act all tight, it's gonna be tonight, little school babe[/color]
physical attraction; [color=0082B5]so don't become some background noise, a backdrop for the girls and boys[/color]
lust; [color=007DB0]tie your mother down, tiee your mother down, give me all your love tonight[/color]
one-sided crush;[color=006699]she drives me crazy, she gives me hot and cold fever and then leaves me in a cool, cool sweat[/color]

[b]so yeah, i told him;[/b]
I first met Jay sort of a day or two before there wedding. Shelby had first started to date him and would tell me all about him, there just wasn't time for us to physically meet. She told me almost all about him and at the wedding we started talking and getting to know each other. Since that day they would almost always talk when she would come to visit Shelby and the kids.
[b]and he told me;[/b]
my say.[/size][/center]