Post by Arden Patricks on Mar 26, 2010 1:37:45 GMT
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This is Albert, also known as Squiggly Face.
Albert needs a girlfriend, but there aren't a lot of options because he is a smiley.
A friend of mine (whom some of you may know as MattyMatt) has postulated that it doesn't really matter that there aren't many girls, because the men can just become immortal and reproduce asexually or something.
I've told him this is silly - mankind would self-destruct without womenkind.
He disagrees.
However, we're not here just to tell him he is wrong. We also need to help all the smileys figure out how to extend their population. And to help this little problem hit home for you all, I'd like to introduce a few of Albert's clansmen.
So here are some of Albert's fellow smileys:
( 8 - ) )
This is Tyler. Tyler is cool.
Some of you may remember Tyler as that guy I was engaged to a couple years back... but I'm pretty sure he cheated on me, so it didn't last.
However, he also has Mafia connections, so therefore he's still cool, and we've remained friends.
( : - * )
This is Susie, Tyler's little sister.
Susie is kind of a flirt/tease, but don't break her heart or Tyler will kill you.
( ; ) )
This is Bernard, a cousin of Tyler and Susie's.
Bernard is a player who is fond of one-night stands. He's very laidback and likes to sweet talk others into sleeping with him, regardless of gender or marital status. He isn't a jerk about it though, so that's cool.
( : - X )
This is Fred. Fred doesn't talk much.
He gets very nervous around other people.
( : D )
This is Lorraine. Lorraine likes to cheer.
Lorraine doesn't care what she's cheering for - as long as you are happy, she's happy.
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This is Albert, also known as Squiggly Face.
Albert needs a girlfriend, but there aren't a lot of options because he is a smiley.
A friend of mine (whom some of you may know as MattyMatt) has postulated that it doesn't really matter that there aren't many girls, because the men can just become immortal and reproduce asexually or something.
I've told him this is silly - mankind would self-destruct without womenkind.
He disagrees.
However, we're not here just to tell him he is wrong. We also need to help all the smileys figure out how to extend their population. And to help this little problem hit home for you all, I'd like to introduce a few of Albert's clansmen.
So here are some of Albert's fellow smileys:
( 8 - ) )This is Tyler. Tyler is cool.
Some of you may remember Tyler as that guy I was engaged to a couple years back... but I'm pretty sure he cheated on me, so it didn't last.
However, he also has Mafia connections, so therefore he's still cool, and we've remained friends.
( : - * )This is Susie, Tyler's little sister.
Susie is kind of a flirt/tease, but don't break her heart or Tyler will kill you.
( ; ) )This is Bernard, a cousin of Tyler and Susie's.
Bernard is a player who is fond of one-night stands. He's very laidback and likes to sweet talk others into sleeping with him, regardless of gender or marital status. He isn't a jerk about it though, so that's cool.
( : - X )This is Fred. Fred doesn't talk much.
He gets very nervous around other people.
( : D )This is Lorraine. Lorraine likes to cheer.
Lorraine doesn't care what she's cheering for - as long as you are happy, she's happy.
