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Post by quin angel on Dec 2, 2008 5:01:06 GMT
this is really at ebony's house. ha ha, I'm just too lazy to message for my own .
She was asleep. The mother of all horror was right in his view. Her name: Ebony. The woman who if I'm not mistaken seemed to be getting bigger everyday. It was all those waffles she'd been consuming this past week, maybe maybe not. And maybe it was squishy. That little stomach that was about two inches smaller than last week was probably squishy. It's called blubber Quin or just plain fat. "Time to make my move..." He thought peeking from above the opposite couch that she was on. J.J was somewhere upstairs messing around with stuff and he only hoped that any second he would come down to witness this even in history.
Just like a spy Quin crept between the couches trying to slide his was through, if it was possible. He glanced up quickly to make sure her eyes were still closed and he sighed in relief when they were. He slowly and quietly reached his index finger to her stomach and gently poked. The thing moved around a bit turning her head to the side. Then he moved in repeatedly poking hoping to get a jiggle but was not fortunate enough cause her eyes shot open and he gasped in horror.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Dec 2, 2008 23:38:36 GMT
J.J. had been upstairs minding his own business by messing with some type of muggle puzzle cube. He sat there reading the instructions 'Twist the cube untill all the colors on each side of the cube are the same.' J.J. grinned "Fuck yeah, I've got this." He thought to himself and grinned. A couple of minutes passed and J.J. grew frustrated and threw the colorful cube on the floor and pouted. "Fuck this im going downstairs." Jay said while looking down at the cube and kicked it.
"Doopy, doopy doop doop" J.J. sang while making his way downstairs, to find Quin doing something. He stepped off the steps and walk toward him. Ebony was asleep and looked peaceful that way. J.J. noticed that Bonners, had been gaining weight rapid;y. "Quin you crazy mofo, shes gonna come after you" J.J. chuckled softly while watching Quin poke Ebony's stomache. "Is that all the waffles shes been eating?" he asked in question while looking at her stomach. He shurgged and chuckled watching Quin once again poke her stomach, only this time Ebony's eyes shot open.
He stayed still not making any movement. "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit". Ran through J.J.'s little Slytherin head. There was deffinatly a horror scene going on. With still no movement, J.J.'s eyes went to Quin who had gasped. "Run" J.J. whispered and walked quickly towards the stairs and ran up them, he stopped nearly at the top and sat on one of the steps and looked through the rails, to see the awaken Ebony, and the startled Quin.
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Post by quin angel on Dec 3, 2008 3:29:48 GMT
Quin gulped forcing a smile on his lips as a chuckled quickly escaped. "Hey Ebby," He gave her a small wave while emphasizing his voice. Quin looked back after hearing J.J's voice. He had already fled the scene. O.k so maybe it wasn't such a good idea to mess around with people's fat. Especially, evil people's fat. Run! But first, without hesitation he stood up or tried to after colliding with the coffee table, shifted his eyes and slowly tried to make his way to the other side of the room in one piece.
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Post by ebony.. on Dec 3, 2008 3:41:04 GMT
Sleep, it's all Ebony asked for in this house. Just to catch some rest and sleep, was that too hard to ask for? Apparently, with Quin and J.J living with her. Quin, somehow finding it entertaining to poke a belly was soon in for some doom in his life. "It's about time he gets it.." She thought as she slowly began to narrow her eyes at him. He had tripped getting up but then hurried to his feet and slowly tried making it across the room. Ebony had saw J.J from the corner of her eye and now he was gone. But it didn't matter who started the bugging she would probably go after both of them. Ebony wasn't picky. So when he least expected it she jumped right up and ran after him. Good thing Rosaline was upstairs so she could stop Ebony from just about murdering her uncle and best friends cousin.
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Post by quin angel on Dec 11, 2008 3:57:30 GMT
'Closet! Closet! Where's the nearest bloody closet!' Quin thought very quickly to himself as he jolted up the stairs and pushed J.J away from his hiding spot. "Move out of the fucking way man!" He yelled and ran into the closet opening the and shutting the door in one mere second. Another moment later he apparated himself into the other closet down the hall so Ebony wouldn't find him when she opened the door and he was waiting for the sound of a door slamming to pop out. [/blockquote]
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Dec 11, 2008 4:05:05 GMT
"What the fuck this is my spot" J.J. whinned. He saw Ebony climbing up the stairs, he hurried up off the ground and followed Quin, but going into a seperate closet. His heart whar beating kind of fast. Out from the crack of the closet, he saw Ebony open the closet that Quin was in. He chuckled softly as he saw Quin running and apparating into another closet.
J.J. heard Ebony footsteps comming closer to his closet. He grabbed his wand and made the same move Quin did, and thats by apparating into a different closet.
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Post by Syndelle Sams on Dec 12, 2008 2:11:21 GMT
Syndelle smiled as she walked up to Ebony's doorstep. She shook her head and looked down at the brownies she had made earlier that day. She walked in casually and looked around "Hello?" she said as she layed the brownies on top of the counter.
She heard hard footsteps and made her way upstairs, she gave J.J. a weird look as he went into a closet. Syndelle shrugged and walked into one of the closet. "Ahh" Syndelle shrieked, something pounced at her, for a moment there she thought she was dragged somewhere into the jungle. She couldnt tell who it was but they did have a firm grip on her neck.
Syndelle grabbed her wand and apparated out of the closet and into another. She shirked again as she found Quin in the same closest, his scream pierced her ears for it was very high pitched, she was relived when he apparated out.
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Post by quin angel on Dec 12, 2008 2:25:40 GMT
Quin was waiting for Ebony to leave but she knew which closet he was in. How was that possible? Ebony shrieked and he paused. This couldn't be Ebony, she wouldn't shriek she'd attack. So before he could be fooled by her ways he apparated out to the other closet from before and found himself breathing heavily.
He felt some hands around his neck and he accidentally bumped his arm into someone's face. Whoever that person was smacked his face and the both began to go at it. Maybe it was J.J. But J.J wasn't this little. It had to have been Ebony. Yet she wasn't strangling him. This was odd. He grabbed her arms but she kicked him in the groin and he bent over in pain as she now began to strangle him. Quin and his reflex's tried reaching to the door for some support. [/blockquote]
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Dec 12, 2008 2:36:53 GMT
Matthew grinned as he opened the door to Quin and Ebony's house. He screamed as he heard other screams from upstairs. Matt gave a small smirk and went to the kitchen. His grin grew wider as he found a pan of brownies, he grabbed a glass of milk and cut a piece of the brownie and placed it on a plate.
A couple of moments passed and Matthew got up to get a napkin. "All I want for Christmas is you" he sang loudly as he proceded with his brownies and milk.
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Post by quin angel on Dec 12, 2008 2:54:47 GMT
Quin successfully managed to get out of her grip and apparate to the safest place he knew. The kitchen. The wonderful kitchen that always fed him with treatful delights. He heard someone singing and rose his eyebrow. It was Matt. Since when has he been here? "Hey man if you really wanted me, all you had to do was ask." Quin laughed and shook his head. "Fag." He commented and reached for a fork from the counter and digged into the brownies. "It's amazing you can even pop buns in the oven." He joked and stuffed his mouth with brownies. "Where'd these come from?" he asked himself and looked up at the ceiling hearing footsteps. [/blockquote]
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Dec 12, 2008 3:24:42 GMT
"Theres a bun in that oven, and its huge!" J.J. emphasized on every word said. He looked over the guys shoulders and smirked as he grabbed a fork and joined in with the brownie eating. "Dude that was quite a show" J.J. chuckled and stuffed a brownie in his mouth.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Dec 12, 2008 3:31:34 GMT
Matthew smiled at the thought of a big bun in the oven. "Really?" His eyes widened and got up to to look in the oven. "Umm where is this big bun you talk about Jay?" He asked as he raised his eyebrow. Matt of course wasnt the brightest or the smartest Raven back in the days, he was simply just having a Syn moment. He shrugged and sat back down and enjoyed the brownie.
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Post by quin angel on Dec 12, 2008 3:38:06 GMT
Quin busted out laughing and shook his head while patting his back. "Dude, the bun's upstairs." He said and pointed up stairs. Ebony was up there somewhere. Man was Matt the stupidest Raven he'd ever met. He was probably gonna head upstairs and search for another kitchen. Quin stabbed the brownie with his fork and stuffed his mouth again. Typical men. [/blockquote]
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Dec 12, 2008 3:46:36 GMT
Matthew looked upstairs and grinned as he left the fork on the table. "Really! Cool!" Matt smiled as he made his way upstairs. Matt didnt know that Ebony had another kitchen in the house. He saw Syndelle and looked down, then proceded back to the stairs. Only Ebony was upstairs. "Hey Ebony wheres the other kitchen?" He asked, Matt did notice Ebony got a bit bigger, but he wouldnt dare say anything.
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Post by ebony.. on Dec 12, 2008 4:04:02 GMT
"Hi Syn!" Ebony grinned when she saw him. Now she was smiling, it was these moody things she had going on for her. She didn't know he was here, she didn't even know if he had let himself in or not. Other kitchen? What the hell was he talking about? Ebony stopped in her tracks and gave him a confused look. "Kitchen? Syn what are you talking about? There's only one and it's downstairs." She laughed shaking her head and going downstairs. He was still very gullible she noticed. [/blockquote]
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Post by Syndelle Sams on Dec 13, 2008 0:04:41 GMT
Syndelle was still a bit shaken up from being strangeled by Ebony. She knew she would get over it eventually, but why Syndelle. Ebony was probably going after one of the boys, they were after all like two mental kids in one house. Syndelle smiled at Ebony, and Matthew as she walked down the stair and made her way into the kitchen.
Syndelle's eyes shot wide open when she saw J.J. and Quin helping themselves with the brownies she had made. She frowned a bit. No more brownies. "What the fuck those were for everyone" She said frustratedly as she smacked both of the men's heads. "Those were the good special brownies" Syndelle lied as she pouted and jumped on the counter with her arms crossed across her chest.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Dec 13, 2008 0:17:13 GMT
Matthew smiled at Ebony,"But, but Quin said that there was another kitchen" He said with a slight frown. He looked up and saw the pink head that belonged to Syndelle and smiled back. His eyes narrowed as he gave a quick glance at her neck and went back to look again. She had red marks on her neck. Matt thought awhile. Crazy night with Tyler?, or was it something else? These are the questions that concerned a not so smart Raven.
He nodded his head towards Ebony and motioned her to go into the kitchen with the others. HA! he got it, bun in the oven. Matthew now knew what J.J. and Quin were talking about. He smiled at Syndelle with joy and propped his head down towards her stomach, "Hello in there" he said happily as he rubbed the stomach.
Matthew looked up at Syndelle and smiled even wider, "What is it? Do you know what it is" He jittered full of excitment. Definatly a crazy night with Tyler. Matt frowned as Syndelle pushed his head away and smacked his head. "Syn! theres nothing in there you loon! Theres the bun in the oven." Syndelle explained and pointed to Ebony. Matthew's frown turned upside down as he went and hugged Ebony.
He was happy, and it showed, his smile was bigger than ever. Matt placed a hand on the bump that was already noticed, and hugged Ebony once more.
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Post by ebony.. on Dec 13, 2008 6:21:15 GMT
Ebony shook her head and poked his cheek. She made her way to the kitchen and saw brownies, which made a smile light up her face. But what also added to that was the fact that Syn though Syndelle was pregnant. Oh man how hilarious that was. She guffawed and covered her mouth hoping she wouldn't piss her pants or something like that. Especially when he went on about asking if she knew what gender it was. Oh, this was priceless. Then she smacked him and pushed him away, but still Ebony kept laughing.
'My oven!' Ebony thought with a bright grin. She would grin every time she thought about the baby. It was exciting to her and she couldn't wait just to hold it in her arms. Like the way she was with Rosaline. When Syn hugged her, she grinned wider and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Are you happy?" Ebony asked as she opened her eyes and tippy toed to look over his shoulder. She relaid them on the last piece that was left of the brownies. Yum. [/blockquote]
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Dec 13, 2008 15:07:55 GMT
"Am I happy?! Happy? Im exstatic!" Syn grinned widley. He lightly hugged her back and smilied. Of course he was happy, he was more than happy. Matthew was responsible for helping in on the bun in her oven. He loved her for those ten years that they were appart.
He rubbed his head after Syndelle smacked him. For pay back Matthew pulled Syndelle's hair and chuckled as he stuffed his mouth with another brownie. He was over the top happy. Matthew looked over at Quin, he was acting too Rev latley. He was having some weird movements. He ignored, and payed his attention towards Ebony.
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Post by quin angel on Dec 13, 2008 18:21:06 GMT
Quin's eyebrows furrowed when Syndelle hit him across the head and his eye's widened, special brownies?! He grinned over to J.J and began to move his arms in a wave like motion seeing if it would be messing with his mind. "Ay woman! Get back over there and make some more brownies!" He said pointing to the oven, Quin wasn't sure if she really made them by hand or just with her wand but either was acceptable in his book.
"Told you she's was implanted J. Witch's don't naturally become that fat in a week or so." He said pointing to Ebony's stomach and nodding. He poked it once more knowing that she shouldn't smack him, because from here till birth everyone's gonna wanna touch it now. "Just don't take advantage of the food Eb. That's how people end up huge after birth.... And we don't want to deal with you being like that." He smiled and patted her head lightly. [/blockquote]
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Dec 13, 2008 18:52:25 GMT
J.J. shook his head, he knew the difference between special brownies and unspecial brownies. He looked and watch Quin. "Umm Quin they;re not special brownies" he chuckled and smiled at Ebony. He chuckled at Quin's comment about Ebony being implanted.
J.J. then looked at Syndelle and smirked as he saw the look on her face, she got closer to Quin and smiled then BAM! smacked his head. J.J. giggled and smacked his head as well. A few short moments he watched Matt smack his head, then Ebony. Poor Quin.
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Post by quin angel on Dec 13, 2008 19:00:06 GMT
After his comments, Syndelle smacked his head. Then J.J, he's guessing for no reason. Then Matt and Ebony, he frowned and yelled an 'Ah!'. "You all don't love me anymore. Go ahead and pick on the artist!" He got away from all of them and opened the front door ready to leave, when he laid his eyes on the most precious duck he'd ever seen. Quin ran back to the kitchen and excitedly jumped up and down. "Damn! There's a fucking...A fucking huge duck! Its out there! A fucking gigantic duck!" He exaggerated and ran back outside. "Come back here you stallion duck!" He yelled running after it. [/blockquote]
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Post by Brendon Blade on Dec 13, 2008 19:08:50 GMT
Brendon walked up to Ebony's house and grinned widley. He was almost brougt to the floor as Quin pushed him out of the way and ran out the door. "Geeze" He said and shook it off and and made his way into the kitchen. "B-Nastys in the house" he chanted with his arms in the air. He raised them down slowly as he saw that everyone was focused on the kitchen windows.
Brendon peaked outside and saw Quin chasing a giant duck.
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Post by ebony.. on Dec 13, 2008 19:27:00 GMT
Ebony stared at Quin when he came in yelling and moved directly to the window to see what the hell he was doing out there. She heard Brendon's chant and grinned, "B-NASTY!" She yelled with a small giggle and looked back out the window. Everyone had been concentrated on Quin. He was yelling after the duck until it finally stopped and he decided to pet it. What goof decides to pet an animal that came from nowhere? Everyone soon was laughing their asses off when the duck bit or peck or whatever it does to Quin's hand. He yelled and began to go the opposite direction running away from the duck. Unfortunately for him, he tripped on a rock and it attacked his legs. His very long legs, but he did manage to get up and climb up the nearest tree.
After shaking her head for a moment, Ebony coughed and looked at the people around her. "So..Who wants to volunteer to help him out?" She asked letting out a laugh at the end. For sure she wasn't going to lift her wand up to help after all his implantation comments from before.m She would leave it all to the others. Maybe they had enough kindness in their hearts to lend a helping hand. [/blockquote]
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Post by Syndelle Sams on Dec 29, 2008 0:47:27 GMT
Syndelle was laughing hard, she was entertained. She turned around "B-Nasty?" she said in question. She thought long and hard about wheather she should help him or not. Syndelle almost fell to the floor in laughter when she saw Quin climb up the tree "Pussy instincts" she laughed harder.
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