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Post by J.J. Ryan on Mar 4, 2009 1:33:42 GMT
"Hurry up dude!" J.J. tapped his foot against the tiled floor. The two of them were on a quest to the muggle world to try to find a gentleman's club. He knew that the both of them would have fun. Plus he would see about them on the magic box that the muggles invented. "Syn! Hurry up its gonna get late." He began to get irritated on waiting. He wanted to go, and he wanted to go now.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Mar 4, 2009 1:40:49 GMT
"Fuck! I'm going, I'm going... Geese, calm down J! They're not gonna pick up and leave." Matthew shook his head looking into the mirror, he admired what he saw and smirked casually at himself. He picked up his right arm and flexed slightly with a small nod, he put his arm down and looked at the wall where J.J's voice was coming from. "Gosh man! It's never too late. They're titi bars." He chuckled picking up his fedora hat and quickly placing it on his head. One last quick look and he was out the bedroom door. "Alright, lets roll."
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Mar 4, 2009 1:46:43 GMT
"Finally, for Pete's sake man finally" J.J. chuckled as he flicked Matthew's hat in his face. "All right lets go" He grinned. They apparated into the muggle world, there it was 'The Wild BearCat a club for gentlemen' J.J. chuckled to himself, "Ready to get some titties tonight" He grinned widley as they went through the door. A man's paradise there in front of their eyes.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Mar 4, 2009 1:54:54 GMT
Matthew glared when J.J flicked his hat and he pushed his shoulder somewhat with a rough touch but not hard enough to hurt him. "No. It only says gentleman's club for one reason." Matthew rolled his eyes and pushed him in. "Whoa, does Lacey know you're here? Cos I don't want her bitching at me for your mistakes." He warned as they wondered in, Matthew reached into his pockets not wanting to get smacked for groping something he never bothered to touch in the first place.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Mar 4, 2009 2:05:46 GMT
J.J. moved forward a little as Syn pushed him. "What she doesnt know cant hurt her.Right?" he said with a small smirk and wink. "And what about you? Does Ebony know you're here cause I dont want her bitching at me." He grinned as he got them a table. "Okay, so we're here so lets relax." J.J. smiled as he brought his hands back to cup his head and brought his legs up to one of the other chairs. J.J. gave a puzzled look as he found these furry little pink handcuffs on the chair next to him."Hey Syn, get a load of this" He grinned and chuckled.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Mar 4, 2009 2:13:26 GMT
"True but also it's your ass getting in trouble, not mines." Matthew smirked back shaking his head, "You see the thing about little Ebbers is she doesn't care about me being here. She'll probably get annoyed of you if you even bother to tell her." He sat down leaning back and crossing his arms over his chest. "I am relaxed, you're the one who should be petrified..." Matthew stated and looked over at the furry little pink handcuffs on the chair next to J.J. "Um.. I..... want those." He shifted his eyes back and forth around the room, "Not for me of course." He smirked chuckling slightly to himself. 'Wow.... that's pretty a naughty thought of me. Heh, I'm a naughty boy.' Matthew thought to himself continuing to chuckle.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Mar 4, 2009 2:18:28 GMT
"Petrified? Maybe I should be, but its for fun you know?" Jay smiled a little he felt some what guilty, but he wasnt going to let it get to him. He gave Syn a puzzled look. "Ha! You kinky man" he chuckled loudly as he handed them to him. "Woah,you two big boys are naughty, playing with handcuffs" Said this one nearly nude woman, she clearly was German, her accent explained it all.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Mar 4, 2009 2:26:13 GMT
"Have fun while it lasts." Matthew's words of wisdom dripped off his lip right when J.J handed him the handcuffs. "Ah dude! I don't know where these have been!" Matthew frowned picking them up with two fingers. A woman came in and her accent nearly scarred Matthew's ears. He immediately threw the handcuffs back to J.J and stood up quickly. "Uhhm... You see I have a pregnant wife at home and I'd hate to disappoint her." he lied walking out of the private room and shutting the door. He leaned his back against the wall trying to erase the mental image of the woman that just stained his memory.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Mar 4, 2009 2:32:51 GMT
"Uhh... well you see here Im just, umm Not interested" He said and ran out of the room. She was a bulky blonde with guts hanging out from her thighs and stomach, not a pretty site at all. "That was disturbing." Jay said with a straight face. J.J. had locked the door behind him leaving the German dancer in there "Ehh 'elp meh out 'elp meh out" was all that was heard, well plus the banging on the door. Jay walked away from that little scene.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Mar 4, 2009 2:38:38 GMT
"Very disturbing. That is the last time I try and let you pick a club." Matthew muttered to himself walking away from the banging door. "Is it like German night or something?" He questioned looking around at all the other girls. They were just like the German in the private room but only dressed differently. Then his eyes locked on the bright neon sign up top. HEAVY DUTY NIGHT, he smacked the back of J.J's head and pointed up to the sign. "There you go genius. You bring us here on Heavy duty night." He pointed out and shook his head, obviously annoyed. 'Wait till the girls hear about this.'
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Mar 4, 2009 2:47:41 GMT
"Fucks sake Syn whats your problem bro?" He said as he touched the back of his head. J.J. went out on a burst of laughter. "How am I going to know, I dont even live in the muggle world" he said and placed his eyes on a short stubby looking man who went towards the German lady's door. 'Oh Shit'Jay thought to himself as the bulky blonde by the name of Agatha came out of the room. His eyes widened as he saw them pointing at them. "The small goblin look alike thing is comming this way" he whispered towards Syn. "You two gentlemen owe Agatha an apology, and then you need to leave" the man said. "Nahh I'm good, but you need to get better dancers" Jay chuckled lightly. "Are you stupid, or can't you read? Tonights Heavy Duty Night. Tomorrows happy hour night. the short man added. "Explains why the place is so empty." J.J. added and patted Syn's shoulder "Told you this wasnt a good place to come" He said chuckling and nodding his head in disappointment.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Mar 4, 2009 2:53:33 GMT
"What's my problem? Look at the fucking club you bring me to!" Matthew exclaimed dramatically sighing. He eyed the same short stubby looking man that J.J was watching, he looked like the owner of the place and also a goblin from Gringotts. This of course made him laugh, then the German woman came out and Matthew turned around getting out of the place before they could come and kick him out. "See J, why don't you just come tomorrow." Matthew teased patting his shoulder and finally heading out.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Mar 4, 2009 2:59:34 GMT
J.J. left the place with a chuckle and grin. "Dude did you see that man, looked like something that you would find at Gringotts" He laughed. His face turned straight "Fuck this joint, I dont wanna bump into Agatha again" he chuckled. "Lets get get to a bar" J.J. grinned.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Mar 4, 2009 3:05:41 GMT
"Yes I saw, I have eyes J." Matthew nodded with a laugh of his own. "Actually for a moment I had to think whether or not we were in the muggle world." He added then a disgusted look wiped out his laughter and he shook his head rapidly. "NO. NO." he agreed closing his eyes trying not to visualize the German blonde in his head. "Yeah, yeah bar sounds good but I'm not too sure I wanna stay in the muggle world any longer." Matthew shrugged adjusting his fedora and looking around to see what kind of places where nearby.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Mar 4, 2009 3:14:04 GMT
J.J. thought the exact same thing, he had to think about whether if he was in the muggle world,or in the wizarding world. "That one Syn lets go to that one. 'El Gato Negro'. he said happily. "Come on" he said anxiously.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Mar 4, 2009 3:25:27 GMT
"El Gato Negro?" Matthew tilted his head and shrugged, "Okay I know this.. Um.. Negro means black and El means the. Hm... Gato." Matthew said quietly to himself and thought back to a song he had learned in Spain that helped him memorize words. "I think it means boat.... Either boat or cat. No, wait I think it's horse! Sea horse!" He nodded with a huge grin making it's way upon his lips.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Mar 4, 2009 3:40:45 GMT
J.J. thought awhile, he remembered hearing the words 'El Gato Negro'. Sure he knew what negro was, it meant black, but he couldnt put his finger on Gato. "I think it means the black drink" Jay mentioned as he chuckled and went into the bar.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Mar 5, 2009 1:31:06 GMT
Matthew shook his head repeatedly. "No, no J. I am fluent in the Dutch language. It is sea horse." He corrected with a witty smirk brushed up against his lips. "Trust me on this." He lied, he didn't know anything about the Dutch and the song he had learned was in Spain so therefore everything he was saying had absolutely no sense to it. He just hoped J.J wouldn't catch on to this or he'd make himself look like a dumbass.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Mar 7, 2009 0:34:04 GMT
J.J. thought a while."Syndelle sometimes goes to Mexico with the girls, and when she comes back shes usually saying, "Que paso el Gato" which means cat in spanish.Ah and it even says it on the sign, Mexican cantina/bar" "Hey,hey wait a minute, Dutch, theres nothing Dutch about the word El Gato Negro." J.J. said motioning with his hands, before he walked behing Matthew. "You see there in that small print, it says Mexican cantina/bar. Meaning that El gato negro is the black cat in spanish" Jay smiled widley as he smacked the back of Mattew's head from earlier that night.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Mar 11, 2009 2:38:23 GMT
"Hey, hey El Gato Negro has Dutch written all over it. You just need to read between the lines!" Matthew shot back rubbing the back of his head, "You smell like a french whore." He added shaking his head and making his way to the bar area. "Who's buying first round?" Matthew asked getting his booty comfortable in the barstool that was high above his hips. He didn't mind paying for the first but it was always nice when someone else paid for the beverages of the night. Before J.J could probably answer his question he had already ordered two drinks for him and his buddy.
"Uh... J, you know I've been thinking lately about something but I would definitely appreciate another opinion. From a guy preferrably." He began talking again as they awaited for their drinks.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Mar 11, 2009 3:15:24 GMT
"What the fuck? A french whore?" Jay shrugged and chuckled "Well you know you smell like that german whore" J.J. joked as they went into the bar, he sat down on the barstool and wiggled around a bit."I'll pay for the next round" he replied as he saw the drinks that Matthew ordered were delivered.
J.J. grinned "Okay buddy whats up? You know you can count on me" he smiled as he took a chug of his drink.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Mar 12, 2009 7:52:02 GMT
"I know you are, because I'm not." Matthew chuckled referring to buying of the next round. In some way of his mind he wasn't kidding, it was J.J's turn anyways. Matthew looked down at his drink and gripped it between his thumb, middle, and ring finger. How he was going to approach this to J.J is what roamed around his head. But he finally decided to give it a try, "I wanted to know what you think about me asking Eb-..." Okay say maybe he hadn't had enough drinks yet. "About what kind of briefs you wear?" Matthew looked down at his drink and brought it up to his lips letting the cold substance flow down his throat.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on Mar 16, 2009 2:50:33 GMT
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J.J. was ready for this, he was sober so that he could understand and answer Matthew's question. He sat on the stool and faced him, he held the beer bottle with both hands and he waited for Syn's question. "About what kind of briefs you wear?" "Are you serious?" J.J's face dropped. Was he being serious? Jay gave him a puzzeled look. "Boxer briefs, you know the ones that are like boxers but kinda tight. Like shorts." Jay replied slowly trying to explain his underwear.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on Mar 16, 2009 3:48:35 GMT
[well uhh... i guess you were dreaming? xD ahaha that was a wack dream lol [:]
Matthew nodded at his question letting him continue to answer. This was hard for him, it was like that time they traveled to Belgium and he didn't know whether or not to take the taxi. "Yeah, the ones with that end just a few inches above the knee?" He asked then took another drink from his bottle. He looked at J.J letting a small chuckle escape his lips. "What did you think I was going to ask?" Matthew wondered if J.J was catching on to his question, if so then he was going to need more than two drinks tonight.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on May 14, 2009 1:49:57 GMT
"Yeah those." Jay answered some what relieved with the fact that Matthew knew what kind of boxers he was talking about. "I dont know. I thought you were going to ask about your dear Agatha" he joked and chuckled some what choking on his drink. "Thats an experiece that I would never forget.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on May 14, 2009 2:04:02 GMT
"Oh... Okay, I need to get myself a pair of those." He nodded with a content expression rested upon his face. A bewildered expression spread across his face and he tilted his head. "Agatha?" he questioned, "That old german whore?" He asked and shook his head. That image was now clearly in his mind. "Man, we can get way better girls than that." Matthew stated with a nod and another swig of his drink.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on May 14, 2009 2:15:23 GMT
Jay rolled his eyes and took a chug out of his drink. "Well of course I can. I mean look at me" he said pointing at his face then chuckling. "You think we should try going to another Titti Bar?" he asked as he put the bottle on the table and looked around the bar.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on May 14, 2009 2:22:19 GMT
"Have you taken a second look lately?" Matthew smirk rolling his eyes, he sat up straight and coughed abruptly. "You think you look good?" He questioned and scoffed, "Look at you.. " he muttered shaking his head, "Look at me. I'm the one with the mad skills." Matthew nodded with a smug smile. He looked around the bar taking quick glances at each table. "I bet you anything I can tap any of them." Matthew said looking over at the corner with all the girls.
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Post by J.J. Ryan on May 14, 2009 2:53:52 GMT
"Pshh Im the one with the guns" Jay said flexing his right arm. "Oh really? Then lets bet on it" He smirked and winked at a passing female. Jay took another drink of his drink and chuckled, he knew he was good looking, but he wasnt sure if he could get some from some of the females in the room. 'Damn wonder what Brendon would do in this situation He chuckled to himself and drank the rest of his drink.
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Post by Matthew Vengeance on May 14, 2009 3:00:18 GMT
Matthew ignored his guns comments, he knew the size of those didn't really matter. "Alright but if I win then...." Matthew tapped his finger lightly on his chin thinking long and hard about this. "Then you have to give Brendon some sugar." He nodded holding out his hand to make the deal sealed. Matthew's eyes traveled over to the table in the corner where most of the attractive women were tonight.
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