weeeeeee!

[Will Andrews]

oooh, tell me about this leah.
does matty-g have a little crush? (:

oh go get yourself laid, prick.
not you, matt...well, you as well, but i meant duncan.

twas. (:

he says that's lovely.
oh, oh, oh and i blame him for the profile. he wrote most of it. lol.
thank you. i did the banner! and we should. you make or me?

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[Logan Andrews]

There's really nothing to tell. And no, he does not, and he wishes that you would refrain from calling him matty-g and that Duncan would stop calling him mary. -_-

He says he's saving himself for you.
Well that was the general gist of it but I cleaned it up a little.

;D When's Annette gonna have that bloody baby, Jake?
Lol.
Ah, can you make? Baby's just woken up so I should go and see to that or something. I'll reply later.
Bye!

[Will Andrews]

i bet there is! how old is she? what does she look like? is she pretty? is she single?
and no, i will not stop calling you matty-g. tis your name. (: but duncan's a knob and should stop calling us mary and clive...it's not funny and never was. hope you read this duncan.

tell him to keep dreaming cos there is no way in hell.
lordy me.
but thank you for cleaning that up.

he says she's due in late spring, early summer. and you have to come and see it when it's born (but i added that bit - but you still do).
yeah, i'll make.
oh noooo! matty-g, come back! you suck. q: but don't kill that baby!

[Logan Andrews]

Uh...mid-twenties, normal, I guess, and divorced. Don't make anything of it.
That is not my name.
Aw, he's not that much of a knob, and it's not that bad. I just wish he wouldn't call me Mary in public, that's all.
And he did read that and he says you're a bitch but he still wants to have sex with you, (Again I cleaned that up a little).

Late spring, early summer. Cool.
And I can't really come and see it, so don't bug me about it again, please, thank you.
Wicked. Shall reply.
Ah, m'back! I didn't kill it. She wouldn't stop crying, but then Pip made her stop so all is well now.

[Will Andrews]

ooooh, she sounds lovely. (:
but but but but but i heard (from a very reliable source) that you've been spending an excessive amount of time with dear caroline. what say you in your defence maffu?

aww, duncan been embarassing you in public again? bless.
i know i'm a bitch and i know he wants me, but he can't have me. that would practically be zoophilia on my part.

i know you can't come see it. sadness. ):
and why did you phone home you complete bum? mum's been practically in hysterics since and dad worked it out so he's all grumbly so they're all fighty so it just sucks. why'd you keep having to mess things up matty-g? it's not fair to get back at us all.
i can scarcely stand it here anymore. it's getting way out of control.

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[Logan Andrews]

She's alright. Of course I don't work with her anymore. Got made redundant yesterday.
Where do you hear all this? *shakes head in mystification*
But meh. I don't really have a defence. She's fun.

Haha, yeah, but he embarasses himself more so to him.
Lol. I would tell him so but who knows where he is? Probably passed out in some alley way somewhere.

Sadness indeed.
Jesus Claire. I didn't do it to get you back. Is it completely beyond your understanding that I might genuinely miss you guys a fair bit and don't try and make contact to upset mum or piss off dad or make you and jen worry or anything like that? I'm not trying to mess it up.
Well if you can scarcely stand it, come here. You're always welcome here, and I'd look after you, and I miss you.

[Will Andrews]

oh no! matty that's awful! are you alright?
where do you think? q: she tells me all.
oh i bet she's fun. *eye roll* she's also a bit loose from what i hear. you could get an std or something.

lol, i hear that.
oh my though. i do hope he's not dead or anything...and if he is then i hope it can't be traced back to you, because you probably killed him if that's the case.

of course not. i don't want to fight matt, really. this is what we got, so be it. i think it's too late for you to be able to come home now, so we'll have to make do.
bless you sweetie. i know all that, but you can barely look after yourself. you need to sort yourself out and i need to be here for now so i can finish school and all the rest.

and where are you going in the evenings?
i've only just started to get on at proper times cos dad has just started sleeping at grandads rather than here (ma and pa are having marital issues) and you're not even here! sadness.

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[Logan Andrews]

Yeah, it's fine. I'll find something else, easy.
Fuck damn it then, stop talking to her about me. I'm serious.
Hence why she's fun...her being loose and all. She hardly makes for riveting conversation if you know what I mean. Haha, I doubt I'll get an std.

I didn't kill him. lmfao.
I really don't know where he is though so...meh. lol.

Which is only what I've been telling you for weeks, right? Fool.
I can look after myself! Why does everyone keep telling me otherwise? You're all patronising, condescending jerks, that's why.
Well, there are schools down here as well you know. You could come and go back to the Upper. They'd accept you.

Eh...I dunno where I was the day before last. Yesterday I fell asleep at the desk and I actually stayed asleep until about half an hour ago. It was weird.
Ah, hunn, Mum and Dad aren't married...can't have marital issues if you're not married. I really can't say I'm surprised though. It's been a long time coming.

[Will Andrews]

will you now? excuse me for being sceptical, but if a high school drop out with a straight flush of d's and e's and a u, i would not be jumping at the chance to hire them. just saying.
it's also hard to believe you're serious when you stick your tongue out at the end. q: lol
i do, unfortunately, know what you mean. but don't act surprise when she gets bored of you and starts fucking one of your mates or something. lol.
and yeah...but get checked anyway. lol.

well... q: excuse me for wanting to believe there was still a chance you could come home.
yeah, that's why matt. we're all patronising, condescending jerks. that must be it, other than the fact that you forget to feed yourself and you stay up until you get to the point where you fall down, and show no qualities of a responsible person who can look after themself. it must be everyone else that has the problem. q: idiot.
ha! no way am i ever going back to the upper. worst school in the world.

lol...it was weird that you got a proper nights sleep for once in your life? oh gosh! *eye roll*
haha, yeah but they practically are. it's like a common law marriage or something, isn't it?
too right it has! well...since july anyway. that's a long-ish time.

[Logan Andrews]

Oh fuck you.
Ah, lol, I really wouldn't be surprised if she already was to be fair. But for now, it works.

Fine, you're excused.
And fuck you again! You're being a bitch today.
It was the worst school in the world, but it's not the only one in the catchment.

Haha, yeah, well it was weird considering.
I dunno...something like that.
Meh, yeah.

[Will Andrews]

fuck you!
you're such a boy. q:

q:
i know i am. sorry. i don't mean it. i'm just all bleehhhh and bored and such.
yeah i know...but i'm settled here not matty. it's too late now.

what considering what an insomniac freak you are?
that was bitchy again, wasn't it?
meh indeed.

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[Logan Andrews]

Fuck you!
Yeah...I'd noticed that... I'm assuming you're referring to sexual compulsion there, rather than the fact that I am obviously a boy?

Well stop being all bleeeehhh and bored and such. Why aren't you at school?
Meh then.

Haha, yeah a bit. But I am an insomniac freak so I dunno. lol.

[Will Andrews]

alright, alright...enough of this! lol.
*giggles* sexual compulsion? do you say that because you can't say libido without laughing?

meh, alrighty.
ahh, cos i got in and i didn't feel well so i went to the nurse and she sent me back to class but i didn't have class so i went and sat in the canteen but then i smelt something weird they were cooking (well not weird, i think it was tomato) and then i had to run really fast to the toilets cos i was just randomly sick. it was weird. i feel fine now, but they sent me home anyway. xD

aww, but you're a loved insomniac freak!
i feel bad about being a bitch so i'm gonna be nice now... lol.

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[Logan Andrews]

Haha, knew I'd win.
Lmao. Yeah, pretty much. It's no wonder I can't say libido without laughing, considering. I bet you and Daz can't too.

Ah, and you thought you'd explain that to me in great detail there, did you?
I'm glad you feel better though?

Lol, could tell.

[Will Andrews]

*sighs* lol.
haha, yeah, that's true. well i can cos i'm mature and the like...but i bet daz still has trouble. that was such a fun day.
how is the old goat anyway?

yes, i thought you'd like to know about it.
i can go into greater detail if you wish.
yeah...i might milk it and try and get tomorrow off school as well. lol.

(:

[Logan Andrews]

It was pretty brilliant. ;D
The old goat is alright. I saw him and Loki the other day, which was lovely.

Ah no, that was detail plenty enough.
Lol, skiver!

[Will Andrews]

looooooool. i miss the good old days. xD
oooh shiny. you had a social moment, did you? q:

hehe. (:
yup! although i'll probably go in...
i've got double psychology which is fun.

[Logan Andrews]

Haha, me too.
I did indeed have a social moment. We went outside in the snow. We had snow! lol.
But I'll have you know I'm getting increasingly regular social moments so...

Ah, cool. It does sound quite fun.

[Will Andrews]

good times. *wipes away reminiscent tear*
gasp! you had snow! awesome.
of course you are...

it is!
and rather amusing too, cos we did about psychopaths the other day...lol.

[Logan Andrews]

Lol...nice...
Yeah! Lots of snow! It's still here now...although it's not actually been snowing since Monday...meh.

Lol, did you?
I hope you didn't laugh or anything.

[Will Andrews]

damn. i do hate when snow lingers like that.
it won't friggin' stop snowing up here.

yup!
and no...i just sat there and grinned a bit until the teacher asked me what was wrong. lol.

[Logan Andrews]

Haha.
It's very cold up there, I hear.

Lmao. Oh dear.
Sent to the guidance office were you?

[Will Andrews]

it's freezing! lol.

haha, oh no.
because unlike you when you are asked such a question, i don't have to answer stupidly.
i managed to just smile and say 'no' and that was the end of that. q:

gosh i'm bored. lol.

[Logan Andrews]

Because it's Scotland!

Lol. Well, screw you then.
Golden opportunity gone to waste.

Eh, me too.
And my leg has gone to sleep so I should probably walk around a bit or some such. lol.
Our thread done?

[Will Andrews]

lol, leave scotland out of this! xD

ah, screw you! q:
yeah well i want to graduate and not be a total loser. lol.

we suck.
and yes, you should probably walk it off, but you're not going to are you? because you are lazy.
yeah, pretty much.

[Logan Andrews]

Scotland shouldn't have gotten involved then!

Let's not start this again. (screw you!)
Huh! The cheek...

Yeah...pretty much. I am far too lazy. Although it's actually quite painful.
Thank God for that. It was a bitch of a thread. lol.

[Will Andrews]

you brought scotland into this!

oh shut up. lol.
haha, you know i love you. i'm just saying...and anyway, if i graduate and the like then i can get a proper job and i'll come look after you! (:

for bob's sake, walk it off if it's painful you noob!
haha, hell yes it was. let's never have another thread. lol.

[Logan Andrews]

I did not.
Let's stop this though. lol.

Lmao. Bless. Alright then, you get a proper job and come look after me.
But unless you graduate within about a week and find that proper job, then you'll be a bit late. lol.

Ah no. It's gone a bit numb now. It's fine! No need to amputate or anything.
Hear hear! xD

[Will Andrews]

alrighty!

yay! we got a plan!
haha...oh yeah. well you'll have to be okay in the meantime...just wait for me! lol.

lolz! can we amputate it anyway?

[Logan Andrews]

I'm not waiting for you. Nope. Cos you're a bitch.

And...uh...no, Claire, we cannot amputate my leg anyway.
Weirdo.