weeeeeee!

[Will Andrews]

yeah...and i'm the older twin...the older sister...which makes you the younger twin...the younger brother...so ha!

male prostitute.
was not. you told me about that thing i'm not allowed to mention on pain of death...that was an overshare.
i don't want a feminax. you take a feminax.

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[Logan Andrews]

I hate you.

I know you are but what am I?
What? I didn't tell you anything.
You brains a feminax.

[Will Andrews]

ily! <3

gay?
oh no! lol. that was what someone else told me about you. sorry. lol.
you brains a lemur!

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[Logan Andrews]

I know you are but what am I?
What? Who told you what now?
You brains a jamjar!

[Will Andrews]

you haven't slept since you got up to go to work at 3am, have you?

oh, i don't think i am gay. james sutton doesn't think so.
(: can't tell. it's a secret.
you brains a ben affleck!

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[Logan Andrews]

No, why?

Well, death to Sutton!
I hate you again. Tell me.
you brains a LUBERT!

[Will Andrews]

can tell.
go get some sleep matt.

no drowning!
i'll pm it you. you won't want this public.
oh not a lubert! you win.

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[Logan Andrews]

Hmm...no.
I need to go and take a shower though, so I might do that in a minute.

I didn't say I'd drown him!
Oh Geez...go on then.
Yep, thought so.

[Will Andrews]

haha you smell bad.
go sleep, now!
i need to go. dad'll be home soon and if he catches me on here i'll be in trouble. ):

yeah, but that's what you like to do to sutton!
pm-ed. (:
damn yooh!

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[Logan Andrews]

Lol, thanks.
NO!
But you better come back and not just stop talking to me cos he said so again.

Yeah, well maybe I will!
Read. I hate you! I hate you! Who the hell told you that?
Damn me indeed.

[Will Andrews]

no problem, anytime.
yes!
hmm, i shall come back at the next opportunity. love you matty!

no, don't!
who the hell do you think?
muahahaha!

byeeeeee! <3

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[Logan Andrews]

Hmm, you better.

Too late, I'm gonna.
Oh I'm gonna kill her too!

Bye.

[Will Andrews]

i did!

no, you won't. you don't have it in you, wimp. q:

aw, don't cry silly mattface.

ohmygod...dad knows! i swear to god. he comes up to my room tuesday and he's like...'so how's matt?' and i was like o.0
he's sooooo mad, it's really funny. he says in the new year he's gonna come down there and have a serious talk with you about disobeying his wishes. psht. lmao.

and guess what? guess what?
james has a girlfriend!
i was like -_-
it sucks.
and she looks like marl, whom you loooooooove. it's a shame she's too old for you and about those kids who you'd hate.

anyway, i don't know how often i'm gonna get on...being as dad's all nazi-like because he somehow knows everything.
i'm in bus st. atm so...i dunno. the teachers here are really apathetic. they don't give a shit. so i guess i'll be able to get on in class, but prolly not at home anymore.

how are you?
i hope you haven't died or been injured or anything, which is entirely possible knowing you.
aaaand i read that thread between logan and arden! dude, saw it coming, saw it coming.
and what about ivy? pip told me about her, apparently she's a slutty imbecile.
you're not telling me enough things! tell me things!
i'm bored...
and i'm going to go now before i ramble anymore...
so...yeah. i'll go do work now.

[Logan Andrews]

So you did. Didn't expect that.

That's probably a good thing, cos you've just made the list hermana.

Meh, over it.

Did you delete the internet history? He was probably checking.
Lol! Oh no, not another serious talk.

Lmfao.
See? I told you that you couldn't have everyone you want. You are a slut, my dear.
And I do not love Marl so give over, I just like to look at her so Or used to, whatever.

He does not know everything...history....delete the history...
Of course they are. They get like ten students in a whole year and none of them go on to do anything of consequence. It's got to be depressing.
But mkay. Just don't flunk or anything. I'd laugh though, it'd amuse me.

I'm good. And obviously not dead.
Although I am injured. Did I tell you about the goose? In that park where they used to do the charity gig things with the huge bloody pond that Mika decided to jump into and got cautioned for. There's a goose there and it chases me on my way to work whenever I cut through, and when I don't it watches me. Yeah, it watches and sometimes swims alongside the fence where I'm walking. I'm sure it's the same one. It tripped me!

Pfft, you did not see it coming, so shut up. lol.
Mhm, Ivy, yeah. Slutty imbecile sounds about correct. I spent about six weeks trying to pick her up and it turns out she's...an imbecile, yeah. What are you doing talking to Pip anyway, let alone about me?
And I don't know what to tell you! I don't do anything, nothing happens to me.

Yeah, get out. But come back...eh...at some point, when I'm here. That'd be good.

And also...because I've just gone out, come back and thus remembered...call off your fucking devil harpies. Sophia and Jools and that lot are stalking me. They flashed me last week, like in public, and they followed me to work the other night, and they were yelling strange things at me in Italian when I went for a walk earlier and it's getting really annoying.
So...yeah...mention that I hate them the next time you have one of your six hour phone chats and tell them to fuck the hell off because you were kidding when you told them to stalk me. Thanks.

[Will Andrews]

shut up. i'm reliable. q:

ohhhh no, not the list. lol, the great wall of china list?

delete the internet history? damn. didn't think of that.
but yeah! another one! don't you dare start laughing, he'll probably deck you. lol.

i know i am. ): but yeah, i'm over it already. there are no hot guys up here. none. and the only nice one is taken. ):
pfft, as if that makes you any better than me. q:

i know, next time i'll delete the history. sorry.
haha, what are you trying to say? *is all innocent*
i won't flunk. pfft.

well you could have been dead. hell you could be dead by now. i wouldn't know.
lmfao! a goose, oh jesus matty that's a new low. what is it with you and being stalked by animals? i think you're just paranoid.
although i hope you didn't break anything when you tripped.

i did too!
that's because you, too, are an imbecile and chase the wrong girls.
and i have to check up on you somehow, don't i? and pip was my best friend for aaaaages so i miss her too and i only took your side because she was wrong and that doesn't mean i can't talk to her so don't you say anything.
what is up with you two anyway? i can't get a fucking straight answer.

well maybe you should be on when i'm on then!
although i assume you are sleeping at the moment so you can be on later when the interesting american people are on, right? pfft, who wants to be on when your favourite sister is online anyway? q: lol.

as if they'd listen to me. but whatever, i'll tell them.
omfg, they flashed you!? in public!? lmfao, that's hilarious.

omb, i nearly forgot.
school lets out for xmas tomorrow, so i probably won't be on til the new year, although i'll try and use jimmy-net or something.
have a good one!
...and p.s. it's totally not too late to come home for christmas.

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[Logan Andrews]

Holy fuck...how long did you want to make that reply?

But yeah...the great wall of China list. You're near the end, so you have to listen to the death screams of my enemies and wait in fear for your turn.

Because you're an idiot.
He probably will deck me. But I can't help it. You know the angry dad face.

Aw, maybe it will do you some good.
I am much better than you. Much less of a whore anyway.

I'm not dead. Absolutely fine. Wonderful.
I don't know...animals just don't like me. lol. And I am not paranoid.
Nah, didn't break anything. Just humiliating.

Not! *can't remember what we're arguing about and can't be assed to check*
I'm not saying you can't talk to her. Go ahead and talk to her. None of my business. Just don't talk about me.
And meh...there's nothing up with us two anyway. I fucked up. She left me. She found him. I moped a bit but am over it now. We are unfortunately forced to live in close proximity. That's that.

Well maybe you should be on when it fits my daily routine!
I was sleeping. Lmao, it's nothing to do with that. I sleep when I get in from work, happens to be in the morning.
And the Christmas party was last night and it was fucking wild, so I think I need to crawl into bed and sleep it off.

It was not hilarious! I had all these people giving me dirty looks as if I asked them to do it...and I was trying to ignore them but it's very hard when they're shouting obscenity at me.

Hmm, you should use jimmy-net. Although don't make his girlfriend jealous. lol.
Yeah, you have a good one and all.
-_- and yes...it really is. I have plans anyway.

[Will Andrews]

you started with the long replies... q:

...you're creepy. haha.
seriously though...that was quite creepy, the death screams of your enemies and all that.

i am not an idiot.
of course i know the angry dad face! i can manage to hold in my laughter until he's finished, you just have to stand there and laugh at him, don't you?

of course you are. i'm checking up on you! remember that! if you're hurt, you shouldn't leave it a day or two before going to a&e you donut. q: it'll just hurt more and take longer to heal.
i hope the reason you've not been on is because it hurts and you're being sensible and resting your damn hand!
but yeah...animals don't like you. sorry. it's cos you suck and they can sense it.

are! damn i can't remember either. lol.
and i will talk about you. you're an idiot and i really need to check up on you because otherwise you might die or something.
it's not that. she still likes you. i can tell. that and she was way more upset than she should have been about you and whats-her-name.

uh...no. q:
of course you do. pfft. and oh no...matt, i can't believe you went! you know what you're like with christmas parties! i hope you've recovered by now. haha.

lmao. that is really funny.

i didn't have to! dad went down to inverness to pick up some christmassy stuff cos we have loads and loads of people coming round so he's gonna be gone for hours so i thought i'd finally make a character so...yeah. (: woot for inverness!
i'm sure it will be a good one. jen is practically going to explode from happiness. lol.
of course. don't make gay jokes! lmao. please, just hold in the temptation or you'll never be allowed back round there.

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[Logan Andrews]

I did not. Eh, maybe I did. Can't remember, won't check.

It wasn't really that creepy, actually. I can do creepier for you if you want.

Uh...yes you are.
Yes, because the angry dad face is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. I honestly can't help it.

Well, stop it. And it feels fine. And I didn't think there was anything actually wrong with it, which is why I didn't go straight away.
No, I wasn't on cos work is so fucking busy at the moment. D'you know the suicide rates shoot through the roof at this time of the year? But anyway, it seems to affect the olds as well cos they're all mega depressed.
Shut up. Not all animals hate me.

I won't die or something. lol. And if I did then I'm sure someone would tell you.
No she was not. She was upset because I brought her into the house and she hates that. And also I 'should have told her' or something.

I know, I never should have gone. But I have recovered by now, I feel a lot better.

It is not.

Ah, lovely Inverness. Loads and loads of people? Who the hell is coming round?
And I see you never did get round to making that character obviously...
Of course she is. It's exciting because she's small and such. Pass along a hug or something.
Lmao...I have that much sense you know. And his name is Davis I found out...we were both wrong.

[Will Andrews]

because you suck! (:

no, please don't. i know how creepy you can be mattface.

it's really not that funny. i hate it when he does that.
remember when you and him were fighting about you quitting the team, and he thwacked you round the head and you laughed so hard you ended up hyperventilating and then he's all like "screw this i'm off the pub" and mum called the doctor because she thought you were having a fit or something. lmao. that was funny.

yeah, of course. how is it now? any better?
that's so depressing. why do you know the suicide rates are up anyway?
aw, the poor olds. lol, pip told me that you were all annoyed because they're thinking of transferring you.
birds hate you.

eh, maybe they'd tell me, maybe not. lol.
yeah, i'm sorry, could that be anymore obvious? she's clearly jealous. god you're so thick.

please tell me you didn't do anything too stupid.

is too. q:

yup, he's gone down to inverness again today for some last last last minute crap, hence why i'm on.
ugh, loads and loads of people. there's gonna be me, mum, dad, jen, mike and karen, jake and annette, fi and pat are coming over along with all their kids including the ickle one (yay) and grandad is coming down too i think...so that should be really fun. we'll have angry dad in stereo. lol.
no, i didn't. i don't know what character to make.
aw, i just gave her that hug and she's ecstatic. she's been driving them mad about you, you know. 'when is matt coming?' 'when is matt getting here?' and then mum gets all upset. but yeah, she says hello.
ohhh davis then. how is it wherever they live? nice?

[Logan Andrews]

Roar!
Fuck it all!
*can't be bothered to reply to message*
How was your Christmas, my dear?
I hope no one got too drunk/angry/depressed/excited/dead.
And I hope that you got that money I sent up. I didn't know what to get for you and Jen and Mum, so...yeah. Hope that's enough to get you all something there.

[Will Andrews]

lmao. lazy.

twas alright, you know, the usual.
we did get that money! you bastard, we're sending it back down, mister i-can't-pay-my-bills.

you have left so much chaos in your wake, matt, i swear to god.
mum is like hysterical. dad got done for drunk and disorderly on christmas day (i know, lol). grandad kept calling me jennifer and didn't seem to know who jen was at all, so i have no idea what happened there (but i think we do know where your memory issues are coming from haha).
so you know, just your average typical christmas.

how was yours with sephy and davis?

[Logan Andrews]

Yep.

I can pay my bills. I'm gonna send it right back if you send it back to me. Do you know how long I fucking saved to send you guys that? It's extra, you keep it. Ungrateful bitches you all are.

Haha, I like the sound of chaos.
Hmm, well Mum'll get over it. Grandad is a complete idiot anyway...and he can't remember stuff cos he's old...I'm not old dear.
Lmao, he got done for it!? Sweet.
Yeah, sounds about normal. lol.

It was pretty good. None of that usual hecticness of home.
They have a nice house and Davis' family are alright except for the amount of kids and Davis is pretty cool and it wasn't actually all that awkward with Sephy either. He's pretty cool about the whole disowning thing.
Lovely and quiet and normal sleep patterns and such...mmm...fun. But now I'm at work and that is not fun.

Oh, and Sephy told me that Jake told him that some creep gave some guy a glasgow smile down the road.
You're all alright about that aren't you? I guess that one hits quite close to home and all.

[Will Andrews]

lol.

pfft, ungrateful bitches!
you idiot. everyone's finding it hard to make ends meet at the moment, it's called the credit crunch, maybe you heard of it? no shame in admitting you're having troubles. and mum already posted it. it's on it's way back down. q:

of course you do. -_-
i don't think she will get over it you know. you're the favourite and all.
of course he's an idiot, he spawned dad. and yeah...guess that is why he can't remember stuff. maybe you're brain is really like seventy or something...?
yeah! he did! he's like...i'm off down the pub...and then four hours later we got officers on the door step. lmao.

ohhhh that's nice. (:
lol, how many kids were there?
that's good that davis is cool though. think you're gonna go back and visit again?
don't come online while you're at work, fool! and get some sleep.

omb! sephy talks to jake?
but yeah we're all alright. it's just really horrible. and now there's some creep running around who's doing that to people and it's just...ugh.

and guess what!?
i was thinking characters the other day...d'you mind if i brought will back or something? i'm sick of adalia and i don't think i could do finley cos you need to be creepy in real life to play a character like logan or finley (haha, sorry). so i thought i could be will instead if that's alright. (:

[Logan Andrews]

I'm not having troubles. Sephy gave me a couple of hundred so I paid off the December bills and assuming I get paid in time this month that'll be fine too.
Of course it wouldn't go amiss if someone else would just get a fucking job.
I'm sending it back up.

;D
Haha, only the favourite cos I died.
I don't think my brain is really seventy Claire...
Lmao. Karmic justice, much?


Eh...three plus a newborn so the baby didn't count apart from when I had to hold it.
Yeah, they invited me back mid-February, cos it's Sephy's birthday so I might go. Haven't decided yet.
But I thought I should get online. And work was boring at the time. I did get some sleep. Twas my night off last night.

Yeah...oh yeah, I guess Sephy and Jake must talk then...Haha, that didn't really connect up just then.
Yeah, pretty sick. Did the guy die?

Oh, that'd be quite shiny.
*ignores creepy comment*
As long as you can think how to explain the prolonged absence and such. *shrug*

[Will Andrews]

well...*purses lips disapprovingly*
just keep the money, matt. q:

yes well let's not talk about all the times you've been announced technically dead, huh?
well it might be.
lol, yeah, i'll say.

ahahaha! can't imagine you holding a baby. lmao.
oooh, you should go.
well... q:
how was your new years?

duh...*sighs*
matt! but no...he didn't die, he's alright.

lol, alright.
i'm nearly done with the profile so i'm gonna post it in a minute when i am finished.
haha, i got jake to help me. (he's totally cool with the fact that we're still talking and all and he promises now to tell dad).

[Logan Andrews]

Nope. Sending it back.

Lol, alright then.

Shut up. lol. I'm babysitting right now for one of the girls at work. It's asleep though.
Probably not for long as Duncan is here. He wants to say hello. Hang on.
Ello Clive! Me and Mary are being alternative parents! lol.
Anyway...New years was dull. How was yours?

Good that he didn't die then. Yup.

Wooo!
Hmm...not sure if we should trust Jake...he can be a bit of a knob.

[Will Andrews]

we'll send it back. you'll lose interest and keep it.
you'll lose.
save yourself the bother. q:

(:

lmfao! aw, bless. is it a boy or a girl? what's the name? how old? awwww, please don't kill it.
oh no.
hullo duncan. i dread to think about you and matt being alternative parents. please go and put a plastic bag over your head.
but shame for a dull new years. we had a party. xD

yep it is.
and he's sitting with me right now. he says you're a bit of a knob.

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[Logan Andrews]

Will not.

;D

Um...it's a girl, can't remember the name, she's young enough that she doesn't talk or walk? And I won't kill it.

Lmao.
Duncan says:
Mmm plastic bag. Erotic asphyxiation...you and me babe, how about it?

Oh, shiny. How was your party?

Oh haha.
Hi Jake. Sorry. Please don't tell.

[Will Andrews]

q: will too.

you can't remember her name. you suck.
but you better be a good baby-sitter.
who's this girl you're baby-sitting for anyway? not like you to agree to such a task...

quite frankly i'd rather skin myself alive duncock.
how about you wank over that image?

pretty dull. load of boring scots...their accents all get broader the drunker they get. lmfao.

he shakes his head at you, but he says he won't tell.
he also says, how goes it little bro?

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[Logan Andrews]

Shut up.

Eh. It's for Leah...she works in the kitchen and she sets me aside a dinner every day so I remember to eat, so I owe her one. lol.

*sigh* This is getting rather vulgar, but Duncan says:
Oh I will. Shall be getting very busy to that S&M heavy image tonight Clivey.
And I am very disturbed by this.

lol. Bet that was funny.

Cheers!
And it certainly goes.
How long did you want to make that bloody profile by the way? I'm gonna have to read it all. lol.
But that's a nice shiny banner, and we should have a thread now you finally have a character.