weeeeeee!

[Will Andrews]

so my dad finally relented and got internet for our home pc!
i am christening said internet by coming on here...because this is my favourite internet place to be!
i haven't been on here in aaaaaaaages...and stuff and how is everyone?
psssht, this is claire by the way. hence the username. (:
and if no one remembers me that will be sad...

[Logan Andrews]

Whoa, who are you again?

[Will Andrews]

eeeeeeek!
matty-matty-matty-matty-matt-matt!
zomg ily!

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[Logan Andrews]

Lol.
Love you too.
You rebel.
Dad is gonna kill yoooooouuuuuu...

[Will Andrews]

only if he finds out buttmunch. q:
oh bob oh bob oh bob oh bob i love you! i love you! i missed you! i missed you!
how the hell are you matty-g?

[Logan Andrews]

Lol, you were never this affectionate when we lived in the same house. But I missed you too.
I'm rather well, bombing along quite contentedly in that please God send money or I'm going to starve sort of way. *hint hint*
And how the devil are you?

[Will Andrews]

that's because you annoy me in close proximity but i miss you when we can't speak. ):
so much for that twin thing that michael was going on about. he must have been lying.
argh! i don't have any money to send. i'll tell mam. why don't you write to sephy and daffyd?
or better yet why don't you just come hoooooome? ):
ohmygosh i'm wonderful! love it up here. it's booootiful and there's snow! shitloads of it!
but you were right, the girls up here are all on the weird side.
and i went to eilean donan and the man behind the desk totally remembered us! he asked after you...i was like whoa o.0 twas well creepy.

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[Logan Andrews]

I miss you too. It sucks here now. Work sucks, this house sucks, Pip and Jace suck, I suck. It all just sucks babe.
What twin thing?
No, don't tell mam stupid! I was kidding.
Lmao, his name's not Daffyd is it? I've been calling him David. xD But I'm not going to write to them. I'm going to stay with them for xmas. lol
Pfft, go home? You know I'd hate it up there, and you know Dad would hate it if I was up there.
That's great! Yay snow! It's just fucking cold down here.
I told you they were. Is Marl still hot?
Why'd you go to Eilean Donan?
Lol! No way! He can't have remembered!

[Will Andrews]

aww, matty. ): *sends hugs* you love work, you're just being pessimistic. of course the house sucks, you have to live with pip and jace. and of course pip and jace suck, she screwed you over and he's a fucking moron.

you know the twin esp thing. michael spent like all of last summer going on about it and then jake was just like...shut up.

q: maybe i will tell her just for that.

nah, it's not daffyd...but it's not david either. i don't know what the fuck it is. lmao.
you're going to stay!? lmfao! have fun. xD

yeah, but i'd like it if you were here and mam would like it if you were here and jen would looooove it if you were here because we all miss you.
and you wouldn't hate it...you just wouldn't like it much.

marl is not hot. nuh-huh. never was...but deff. not now. she squeezed out a couple of brats and is all lumpy now.

cos dad thought it'd be a great outing. *cue eye roll*
but yeah! that must have been like five years ago and he remembered! he was all like "meh, meh, meh, and where's your brother lass? where's your brother?"
he couldn't have chased you anymore. lol.

[Logan Andrews]

He is a fucking moron. Grarg I hate him so fucking much. I just want to rip his face off, you know?

Who?



Lmao, we suck. We should know.
Yeah! lol, it'll be awesome.

I miss you all too, but I'm staying here. There is no way in hell I am ever going to apologise to Dad cos if I did he still wouldn't let me come back.
How's Jen anyway?

Marl was hot, she was really fucking hot.
Ew, she had kids? Gross.

Lol, family fun!
It was five years ago now! At that wedding where those Japanese tourists stopped Sean to take pictures of him in a kilt. lmfao.
I was surprised he could chase me back then. What was it? *toss aside zimmer frame and chase adolescent* or what? lol.

[Will Andrews]

i know but he's bigger than you sweetie.
he's laying off though, right?

our brothers numbnuts. -_-

q:

we should know! but sephy's more of a taboo than you are. oh the shame, the shame! lol.
pfft, i bet.

he would let you come home if you said you were sorry and admitted you were wrong. it's just for his pride.
jen is lovely. she loves school...there's like twelve in her class so she gets a shitload of attention which of course she loves.

she was not! she was well trashy.
yeah, two. they're still little and both illegitimate.
she asked after you by the way. get in there. xD

pfft, woo! *unenthusiastic cheer*
lmfao! omg i'd forgotten about that!
lol! yeah, pretty much. "arg i'll teach yeh to spit in meh precious castle you little spastard!" lmao.

hmm, i was thinking of bringing back a charrie or making a new one.
whaddaya think?

[Logan Andrews]

I could take him!
Hmm...sorta, I guess.

Oh...yeah, them, sorry.

Lol, oh no! A gay son! *cowers*
He just loves being able to do the whole "You're no son of mine!" trip, doesn't he?
You and Jen are safe though. Daughter doesn't have the same ring to it. Too many syllables.

His pride can go fuck itself. I have pride too, thank you very much.
Of course she's lovely! Aw, bless her. Tell her I love her, but I want my socks back. I swear to God, I have practically none that match.

Well trashy? What are you? A chav?
Ew.
Ahaha, what did you say?

That was hilarious! Aw, and Keiran's walking past going *cough*paedofile*cough cough* and they had no idea what he was saying.
Lmfao! Ah, good times. He practically chased me to the mainland.

You should!
What are you thinking for characters then? (we must have drama! o.0)

[Will Andrews]

you could not take him. he's too big, too strong, too thuggish. you're too lanky, he could just blow you over.
sorta? he's not still battering you around? i'll come take him on myself!

*face-palm* i don't believe you.
oh well, they don't know who you are either.

nooooo! melting! not homosexuality! *melts* lol.

i'm not gonna have this argument with you. i'm uninvolved. no one's side. i'm bloody vanilla.

she buried your socks. seriously.
she kept asking and asking and asking when you were coming and then mam was all like *cries - goes comatose - cries some more* and dad was all like "he's not coming! rawr! i am dadzilla!" and then she automatically thought you were dead and she buried all that stuff she took from you in the garden.
but you should have seen her face when you were on the phone...it was like 0: .hilarious.
although you should buy some more socks...i'm not going to dig up the garden.

innit! el chaviola.
yeah, ew. i had to babysit.
i said you was a player, brup! nah, i told her you were a nurse now, and she was all like "oh, that's lovely, well send him my best"
dude, she thinks you're gay...or at least dubious.

lol, yeah! and then sean flashed them when they turned round! didn't i tell fi that we should have made him wear underwear under that kilt though?
i know! omg, that was hilarious. where did you go anyway?

i dunno if i can be assed to make someone from scratch...cos that'd suck cos they'd have no friends.
and there's no point with clare anymore, really. but i'm not sure i can actually be assed with adalia.
but yes, we must have drama whatever i decide!

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[Logan Andrews]

Pfft, thanks for the vote of confidence.
Eh, a bit, nothing unreasonable. No more A&E though, so we're pretty good.
Aha, Claire, there is no way you could take him! You're a midgit.

Lol. Good, good.

Haha.

Oh, you're vanilla, huh? You suck. And if you're not taking sides then why are you talking to me now, huh? Huh? Huh?

Lol! Bless her, I hope you told her I wasn't dead before that phone call.

Babysit? Oh Claire. De-aay!
I'm not a nurse! How many times have we been through this?

Lol, it's tradition not to though, isn't it? You know what Fi's like with tradition.
I went to chill with those guys in that hall and wait for all of you to come back. Haha.

Hmm, I'd be your friend. ;D
But you should bring back Adalia...*nods* Because we could have sibling drama there.

[Will Andrews]

ohhh anytime.
mmmmmaaaaaattttttttttttt...i'm serious, you tell me if he does. i will kick his fucking ass. he has no damn right.
and i took you on, didn't i? beat you up, didn't i?

i'm vanilla. q: and stop huh-ing me!
i'm not taking sides. it's just that it's not fair that he says i can't talk to you, that's all.

i did! i kept telling her and telling her but she had it in her head.
like vardaman bundren right?

i know, i know, shut up. neither of the kids died.
of course you're not a nurse!...nurse.

yeah, oooh wee scots men and their cold genitals! it's ridiculous, freezing cold up there and they all go round with nothing on underneath!
ah, what dudes those guys were. was that the guy with the mobility scooter?

of course you would. >.<
*sighs* maybe i will. i'll think about it.

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[Logan Andrews]

Calm down, Clairebear. I can look after myself.
And no, you didn't. You cheated. You kick below the belt, wench.

I'll huh you all I please.
It is not fair. Not at all.

Eh, sorta like that, if you muddle it round a bit.

Whoa, those lucky lucky kids.
I am not a nurse! I'm an assistant carer, bitch! In training.

Oh God, I hope you're not going round trying to cop feels or anything. You'll get frost bite.
Yeah, the one with the mobility scooter. lol.


Woot!
Well, you should have a character at any rate. Go make one! Now!

[Will Andrews]

you clearly can't. has your nose set yet? is your knee still hurting you? how about your hip?
i did not kick! i hit you with my flute case. ^.^

don't you huh me!
):

yeah...basically if you replace death and fish with absence and death respectively.
i hate a.i.l.d

pfft, so much more impressive.
you nurse in training.

ewwwwwwwwwwwww! omg that's gross.
god that scooter was da bomb! uncy seaweed with that bowl of soup, and then the scooter snagged on the rug and the soup went weeeeee through the air and landed on brian! lol.

no! lol. don't order me about.
but i'm starting the app. for adalia right now anyway. q:

[Logan Andrews]

How about you shut the hell up? You're making me feel like some kind of wimp here.
Yes, you did! Bitch. lol.

Aw, sorry.

lol, yeah, about that.
I love it, so

Oh leave off. At least I'm working, you layabout.
Unless you've got a job since you've been up there?

So let that be a lesson to you! Haha.
haha, Brian so deserved it though. I knew I hated him for a reason.

I'll order you about all I please.
Yay!

[Will Andrews]

you're not a wimp. it's practically dom vi.
*looks innocent*

no you're not. lol.

i know you do, cos you're weird.
but you don't love v.b, do you cash?

no, i'm not working. there's nothing up here, swear it. it's worse up here cos there's no where to work.
dad got fired from the fucking co-op for god's sake.

ew. -_-
matt don't even joke. you just hated him because he call you mary. you had no idea what a sick fuck he was.

)':
hehe, yay.

omb. james blunt is on loose women!

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[Logan Andrews]

Oh don't.

I'm not weird!
I hate him! Oh what? If I'm Cash you're Dewey Dell. lol.

Hmm, sucks.
Told you, you were making a mistake.

I had some idea. Seriously, why'd you think Issy and Lulu were so skittish?
Don't like to think that about people you know, but I knew he was weird.

Lol.

Why the hell are you watching loose women? lol.

[Will Andrews]

fine, i won't. q:

rather be dewey dell than addie b, cash. lol.

it wasn't a mistake. it's still awesome up here, it's just a little hard at the moment.

leave issy and lulu alone. you know they were nothing to do with it.

it's just on! gmtv, jeremy kyle, this morning then loose women.
mhm james blunt though!
speaking of james'...sutton!

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[Logan Andrews]

Fine.

Oh shush.

Hmm, no, tis awesome here.
You should come here where we've lived for ages because this is home...*nods*

Pfft, my ass.

Sadass. Go to school. Why aren't you at school?

SUTTON! ;D My bob...the sly old dog.

[Will Andrews]

you'll never silence me. q:

i will come home when i finish school. i'll come save you. (:

let's not even discuss your ass matthew.

i'm sick. *cough*
why aren't you at work?

ooooh i'll say. (:

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[Logan Andrews]

Bet I could.

Aw, cheers. lol.

Haha, alright, if you insist.

Lol, sick or 'sick'?
I have muddled hours at the moment cos of stuff. I worked 3am - 10am today, and I'm working midnight - 8am tonight/tomorrow and so on and so forth.

Oh hunn, no. Stay away from Sutton!

[Will Andrews]

*fetches flute case*

I do insist!

'sick'. xD
oh no...what stuff means you have muddled hours? those are ridiculous.
you need to sleep properly, at proper times. and i should bloody hope that you're eating again mister, because hamster told me last time and he'll tell me this time. and if i find out you haven't been taking your medicine, then you are in sooooo much trouble, you won't even believe.

why, do you want him? (:

[Logan Andrews]

*cowers*

Alright then!

*shakes head sadly*

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. You're not my mother woman!
Eh, I'll PM you le stuff. Too public.
I am sleeping properly though. I'm getting a healthy amount. And I'm fucking eating! I'm putting the weight back on. And I am taking my medicine, too.
Well, not the medicine I was on before. They took me off that and put me on Propranolol for the attacks but you know what I'm like with beta blockers, so now I'm on Clomi-something. I feel better though, so I think that's working except I have to take it with sedatives. ;D

Definitely not! I just don't want you to have him.

[Will Andrews]

yeah, that's what i thought!

(:

well someone needs to make you're looking after yourself!
alrighty, pm me.
haha, yes, i do know what you're like with beta blockers. did they decide against the olanzappies?

oh shush. he's sweet.

[Logan Andrews]

;D

I am looking after myself.
Hmm, sent it.
Olanzappies? lol. But yeah, they decided they're going to monitor me for a bit to see if I really need them or not.

He's clearly mentally defficient.

[Will Andrews]

q:

of course you are.
will get to it.
olanzappies! that's what jen called them, 'member? cos you like to share such things with her. oh mam was not happy when she asked if you were dead because you were derranged and psychotic. lmao.

oh he is not.
you just don't like him.
he was so pleased to see us when we pulled up. he came charging across the road, leaping about like a puppy. you know what he's like.

[Logan Andrews]

I am!
Fine.
Haha, oh yeah. Well, she asked, I told her. lol.
Lmfao! Awesome.

No, I don't like him. He's annoying. He tags along after us time after time after time after time...
Please don't, Claire. Please not him!